Anti-Americanist feelings may be closely related to the superpower’s Anti-Worldist policies, thoughts suggest. ‚Sadly, expansionist wars and state-sanctioned torture have failed to arouse tender feelings for America in this world’s inhabitants’ a spokesman for the White House said. ‚People seem to be especially upset about ongoing military action and homeland economic gains. How come? Aren’t preemptive unilateral strikes a rather popular medication for global evils? Also, establishing a network of more than 700 self-contained military bases, including key U.S. areas Kyrgyzstan, Paraguay, and Indonesia, seemed to put us on good terms with the residents there. Somehow, though, it didn’t work out. We are currently investigating if young raped girls and stabbed bar-goers in the vicinity of bases populated by drunkards and convicts have anything to do with the drop in our approval ratings. It sure remains mysterious.’

The Association of Disenfranchised, Envious Europeans accuses the U.S. of being a superpower in the first place. ‚We Europeans are your progenitors. Now, the child has risen to condemn its parent to political insignificance. We are not going to tolerate this sort of domestic inobedience! Americans, pay for our pensions!’ Meanwhile, the Fair Speech Institute suggested banning the prefix anti: ‚Generic qualifiers prejudice our thinking. If you are anti, you wanna kill. We suggest eliminating the term ‚anti’ as denoting an a priori attitudinal oppostion.’

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