Part 1 - It’s hard to say I’m sorry

As you might already know - for Germany the war is over. Finally lost but over - that’s for sure.

So it’s just a logical consequence that the German government tries to re-establish good relationships to our now again neighbors.

Following this logic monuments were build, memorials were remembered, knee falls were fallen and all in all more money was moved than in an average rap video where a bunch of material girls dance on the balls of black funky Chris.

Moreover our national holiday will always remind us by date and designation of the former rogue state status. We are not celebrating the summer time like the bunch of French or Americans do when raving about their independence from king and country.

No, the only worry German man has is how to bridge this dark and cold day in fall with the upcoming weekend and in general to be not too excited about the German thing at all.

But I am digressing.

As I said we re-established good business with all of the once enslaved nations. But until recently we’ve just missed one part of the equation - the Greys.

As common conspiracy theory teaches us the Greys were rejected by the German government for the first time in 1933. In these days Reichskanzler Hitler (you might know him as the Fuhrer) just went into World of Warcraft and as so many - he went lost immediately.

Wolves, Warriors, Runes and Battle Good vs. Evil from then on dominated his life.

So what did the Greys do?

They came up with some Sci-Fi shit. Laser beam, anti graviation, travel through time and space … all the stuff you could use to fill up right the next part of Halo.

But WWII?

Exactly. That’s also what the Fuhrer thought. So he quit the negotiations and pissed the Greys off to the open arms of America.

The rest is history. One good summer for IBM, a long winter with too high expectations for Germany and in the end a single US soldier entering Castle Wolvenstein, killing Hitler and a border re-drawal programme as we do it in Germany each 20 years for centuries now.

Meanwhile the Greys helped the US to shoot the first satellite into space, followed by the first man shortly after and if the news weren’t wrong they also made it onto moon.

So why did the Greys came back in the end?

Okay things changed over time. The Euro went through the roof. The Chinese are horting Dollars as there is no tomorrow and even worse - Germany became something like the anti America again. German Pro-planet, criticism on war and putting a black woman in charge are set against the American attitude of anti-planet, war on criticism and a woman charging the black guy.

So the Greys began to ask questions:

“Ey grey buddy, what is this war shit about?!”
“Anti-arab!”
“Are we anti-Arab?”
“Dunno!”
“Sounds like fu**in trouble!
“Dunno!”
“I’m off!”

And because the German interest in anti graviation, laser beams and cars which can keep their position on the road automatically is now higher than ever before the Greys were welcomed with open arms.

So the new constallation raises a lot of questions:

Where is the German Area 51?

Why was Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day allowed to smoke onboard of a Grey ship and I’m not?

Can the American man use his former Anti-Soviet nuclear bunker also against the Grey threat?

Questions over questions that are to be answered on this blog very soon….

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