SStteerreeoottyyppiinngg ddooeessnn”tt mmeeaann ttoo hhitt tthhee ssaaammee bbuuttoonn ttwwiiccee.

A short history of decline.

There is one big German prejudice about British people:

Crisps.

But this only lasts until lunchtime. When you see the mental decline of a little English guy forced to live, love and work here you can see pretty fast what happens if you confuse resolute crisps with crisp resolution.

Everything starts with mumbling. The shit this guy is dropping might be lightyears away from the stiff lingo the teachers once gave you in school. But somehow it works. You get the message.

But Germany is toxic.

Toxic like drinking from the Ganges river. Once you swim in the brew things you swallow will change you forever. German disease. The symptoms of an English man over time:

Step 1. If people you don’t know start to interact - don’t react. (Or better feel offended).

Step 2. Think about the risk!

Step 3. ..if in doubt - be negative.

Step 4. Stick to the system. Never cross on red. Align thumbnails left. Just do it!

Step 5. Fun, isn’t!

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