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A short history of decline.

Nature has threatened mankind and itself with still more ‚gruesome, unanticipated attacks’. In an apparition on global television, world tree Yggdrasil said it was way too early for anybody to relax. ‘Just because (hurricane) Katrina …

Part 1 - It’s hard to say I’m sorry
As you might already know - for Germany the war is over. Finally lost but over - that’s for sure.
So it’s just a logical consequence that the …

It was a sad day for the nation today as renowned daytime TV personality and former d list celebrity Mr Motivator hung up his leotard for the last time. Citing that he had “lost the …

Gordon Brown officially retired from his role as Prime Minister in a shock announcement today. His reign as prime minister lasting a record 7 days, 4hrs and more than 10 seconds.
Citing a lesser known parliamentary …

Metal Guitarist Hein Krassedal yesterday asked his neighbours if they could turn down the volume „just a teeny tiny trifle“. He then launched into an embittered and detailed account of his recent gigs during the …

Americans are the most creative students of history, a recent UNESCO survey indicates. While failing to impress with actual factual knowledge, replies given showed a wide variety of ingeniously rearranged world facts. Thus, the Chinese …

Rebel German words threaten to break loose from the dictionary and eventually conquer it. „We Germans hereby declare war on the Herrschaft of the American Zeitgeist in our gemutlich Worterbuch“ said rebel leader professor Glockenspiel, …