Whine flu epidemic reaches critical levels
Sun, 26/04/09 – 21:50 | No Comment

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A new media driven imaginary epidemic known as “whine flu” is threatening to sweep the world leaving behind a deadly trail of tissues, sick days and sniffles. Those most like to contract …

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Lo-Res UK
Saturday, 11 Aug, 2007 – 9:26 | No Comment
Lo-Res UK

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A short history of decline.

More Attacks Threatened by Nature
Friday, 10 Aug, 2007 – 18:41 | No Comment
More Attacks Threatened by Nature

Nature has threatened mankind and itself with still more ‚gruesome, unanticipated attacks’. In an apparition on global television, world tree Yggdrasil said it was way too early for anybody to relax. ‘Just because (hurricane) Katrina …

We have a deal with the Greys
Thursday, 9 Aug, 2007 – 9:00 | One Comment
We have a deal with the Greys

Part 1 - It’s hard to say I’m sorry
As you might already know - for Germany the war is over. Finally lost but over - that’s for sure.
So it’s just a logical consequence that the …

Motivator loses the motivation to motivate
Wednesday, 8 Aug, 2007 – 15:00 | No Comment
Motivator loses the motivation to motivate

It was a sad day for the nation today as renowned daytime TV personality and former d list celebrity Mr Motivator hung up his leotard for the last time. Citing that he had “lost the …

Gordon Brown retires citing “first rule of showbiz”
Tuesday, 7 Aug, 2007 – 15:23 | No Comment
Gordon Brown retires citing “first rule of showbiz”

Gordon Brown officially retired from his role as Prime Minister in a shock announcement today. His reign as prime minister lasting a record 7 days, 4hrs and more than 10 seconds.
Citing a lesser known parliamentary …

Noise Metal Band Leader Asks for Volume to be Turned Down
Tuesday, 7 Aug, 2007 – 12:45 | No Comment
Noise Metal Band Leader Asks for Volume to be Turned Down

Metal Guitarist Hein Krassedal yesterday asked his neighbours if they could turn down the volume „just a teeny tiny trifle“. He then launched into an embittered and detailed account of his recent gigs during the …

Americans Reimagine World UNESCO Educational Study Shows
Monday, 6 Aug, 2007 – 12:27 | No Comment
Americans Reimagine World UNESCO Educational Study Shows

Americans are the most creative students of history, a recent UNESCO survey indicates. While failing to impress with actual factual knowledge, replies given showed a wide variety of ingeniously rearranged world facts. Thus, the Chinese …

German Words Take Over Dictionary
Sunday, 5 Aug, 2007 – 12:21 | No Comment
German Words Take Over Dictionary

Rebel German words threaten to break loose from the dictionary and eventually conquer it. „We Germans hereby declare war on the Herrschaft of the American Zeitgeist in our gemutlich Worterbuch“ said rebel leader professor Glockenspiel, …