English man arrested at German lake for “public decency”.
Sat, 29/11/08 – 13:34 | No Comment

Reports confirm an Englishman was arrested at the Cospuden lake in Leipzig, Saxony yesterday for the serious crime of “public decency”.
It appears the Englishman, as is the English custom, drove his car to the perimeter …

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Skype connects to Afterlife now
Tuesday, 21 Aug, 2007 – 14:45 | No Comment
Skype connects to Afterlife now

Billions of Skype users were confused over the last few days why this god damn app didn’t work. Some friendships fell off, other people re-socialized and some stupid company went into bankruptcy because of an …

The Internet Changed My Life
Friday, 17 Aug, 2007 – 18:36 | No Comment
The Internet Changed My Life

Many inventions shape our day-to-day life, including electric fans, pop top beer cans and proton accelerators. But could any one of them possibly touch the magical, butt-kicking World Wide Wooziness that is the Internet? Do …

Bride declares wedding “boring”, regrets flower decorations
Wednesday, 15 Aug, 2007 – 14:07 | No Comment
Bride declares wedding “boring”, regrets flower decorations

Citing hangover-clarity, recent bride announces anger at family, in-laws and guests. “If I had known they would so brazenly pile through the buffet and alcohol, I would have spent less money and effort on making …

Recent graduate installs second monitor, feels more professional
Tuesday, 14 Aug, 2007 – 13:53 | No Comment
Recent graduate installs second monitor, feels more professional

“Since graduating in May, I feel like I’m finally entering the adult world” says 22-year-old, ex-student Frank McGraffen. Last Saturday, after a trip to the electronic store with his parents, he picked up a second …

Its not funny. Comedy goes on strike
Monday, 13 Aug, 2007 – 9:14 | No Comment
Its not funny. Comedy goes on strike

A formal request was filed this week with the American Competition Commission to investigate a reported “American monopoly on satire” by the European Comedy Writers Guild. The Competitions Commission is the body responsible for….

Lo-Res UK
Saturday, 11 Aug, 2007 – 9:26 | No Comment
Lo-Res UK

SStteerreeoottyyppiinngg ddooeessnn”tt mmeeaann ttoo hhitt tthhee ssaaammee bbuuttoonn ttwwiiccee.
A short history of decline.

More Attacks Threatened by Nature
Friday, 10 Aug, 2007 – 18:41 | No Comment
More Attacks Threatened by Nature

Nature has threatened mankind and itself with still more ‚gruesome, unanticipated attacks’. In an apparition on global television, world tree Yggdrasil said it was way too early for anybody to relax. ‘Just because (hurricane) Katrina …

We have a deal with the Greys
Thursday, 9 Aug, 2007 – 9:00 | One Comment
We have a deal with the Greys

Part 1 - It’s hard to say I’m sorry
As you might already know - for Germany the war is over. Finally lost but over - that’s for sure.
So it’s just a logical consequence that the …