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A new media driven imaginary epidemic known as “whine flu” is threatening to sweep the world leaving behind a deadly trail of tissues, sick days and sniffles. Those most like to contract …

A visibly upset Mr Reeves at todays press conference
Today the esteemed ‘actor’ Keanu Reeves held a press conference to announce his retirement from ‘acting’. “It is with great sadness that I am announcing the end …

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The Pentagon today confirmed that the US Airways plane which was yesterday forced to emergency land in the Hudson river was the victim of the latest weapon in the “war on …

Reports confirm an Englishman was arrested at the Cospuden lake in Leipzig, Saxony yesterday for the serious crime of “public decency”.
It appears the Englishman, as is the English custom, drove his car to the perimeter …

The New Zealand immigration department today issued a stark warning to the government and citizens of New Zealand about a looming Immigration time bomb. “New Zealand citizens need to wake up and smell the volcano, …

Fed up with managing the universe, God yesterday announced plans to ultimately move into microcosm. Thus, a spokesperson from the vatican claimed, he could reduce his carbon footprint by close to 100%. The decision comes …

Reality yesterday expressed dissatisfaction at being compared to films all the time. At a press conference in Cannes, it accused human beings of continually over-estimating reality surrogates including pictures, motion pictures, animations and the internet. …

The rate of disc jockeys correctly executing the technique of scratching has reached an all-time high. ‚Never before in the history of damaged eardrums have we heard so much good scratching’, says Ron Liberman …