The New Zealand immigration department today issued a stark warning to the government and citizens of New Zealand about a looming Immigration time bomb. “New Zealand citizens need to wake up and smell the volcano, …

Fed up with managing the universe, God yesterday announced plans to ultimately move into microcosm. Thus, a spokesperson from the vatican claimed, he could reduce his carbon footprint by close to 100%. The decision comes …

Reality yesterday expressed dissatisfaction at being compared to films all the time. At a press conference in Cannes, it accused human beings of continually over-estimating reality surrogates including pictures, motion pictures, animations and the internet. …

The rate of disc jockeys correctly executing the technique of scratching has reached an all-time high. ‚Never before in the history of damaged eardrums have we heard so much good scratching’, says Ron Liberman …

Germany has decided to improve on its devastating international image after a recent study has confirmed no one likes it. Germancorp CEO Angela Merkel announced yesterday that ‚in order for Germany to rejoin the VIP …

You know a funny thing happened to me the other day. I died. At first, it didn’t really disturb me. I went a little pale all right, what with the pallor mortis due to the …

Web 2.0 entrepreneurs Russell Self and Emilia Izquierdo have created a website allowing users to share pets. At pooless.com, registered participants can enter customized profiles of their domestic animals of any species. Other users may …

Billions of Skype users were confused over the last few days why this god damn app didn’t work. Some friendships fell off, other people re-socialized and some stupid company went into bankruptcy because of an …