Nature has threatened mankind and itself with still more ‚gruesome, unanticipated attacks’. In an apparition on global television, world tree Yggdrasil said it was way too early for anybody to relax. ‘Just because (hurricane) Katrina …

Metal Guitarist Hein Krassedal yesterday asked his neighbours if they could turn down the volume „just a teeny tiny trifle“. He then launched into an embittered and detailed account of his recent gigs during the …

Americans are the most creative students of history, a recent UNESCO survey indicates. While failing to impress with actual factual knowledge, replies given showed a wide variety of ingeniously rearranged world facts. Thus, the Chinese …

Rebel German words threaten to break loose from the dictionary and eventually conquer it. „We Germans hereby declare war on the Herrschaft of the American Zeitgeist in our gemutlich Worterbuch“ said rebel leader professor Glockenspiel, …