Whine flu epidemic reaches critical levels
Sun, 26/04/09 – 21:50 | No Comment

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A new media driven imaginary epidemic known as “whine flu” is threatening to sweep the world leaving behind a deadly trail of tissues, sick days and sniffles. Those most like to contract …

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God Moves Into Microcosm
Thursday, 20 Dec, 2007 – 16:03 | No Comment
God Moves Into Microcosm

Fed up with managing the universe, God yesterday announced plans to ultimately move into microcosm. Thus, a spokesperson from the vatican claimed, he could reduce his carbon footprint by close to 100%. The decision comes …

World’s Anti-Americanism Due to American Anti-Worldism
Sunday, 23 Sep, 2007 – 12:35 | No Comment

Anti-Americanist feelings may be closely related to the superpower’s Anti-Worldist policies, thoughts suggest.

Reality tired of being compared to Films
Monday, 17 Sep, 2007 – 8:42 | No Comment
Reality tired of being compared to Films

Reality yesterday expressed dissatisfaction at being compared to films all the time. At a press conference in Cannes, it accused human beings of continually over-estimating reality surrogates including pictures, motion pictures, animations and the internet. …

Percentage of DJs who Know How to Scratch climbs to 0.0002
Monday, 10 Sep, 2007 – 12:16 | No Comment
Percentage of DJs who Know How to Scratch climbs to 0.0002

The rate of disc jockeys correctly executing the technique of scratching has reached an all-time high. ‚Never before in the history of damaged eardrums have we heard so much good scratching’, says Ron Liberman …

Germany Hires Spin Doctor to Improve Its Image
Tuesday, 28 Aug, 2007 – 15:41 | No Comment
Germany Hires Spin Doctor to Improve Its Image

Germany has decided to improve on its devastating international image after a recent study has confirmed no one likes it. Germancorp CEO Angela Merkel announced yesterday that ‚in order for Germany to rejoin the VIP …

Physical Blues
Thursday, 23 Aug, 2007 – 21:41 | No Comment
Physical Blues

You know a funny thing happened to me the other day. I died. At first, it didn’t really disturb me. I went a little pale all right, what with the pallor mortis due to the …

New Platform for Sharing Pets
Thursday, 23 Aug, 2007 – 19:42 | No Comment
New Platform for Sharing Pets

Web 2.0 entrepreneurs Russell Self and Emilia Izquierdo have created a website allowing users to share pets. At pooless.com, registered participants can enter customized profiles of their domestic animals of any species. Other users may …

The Internet Changed My Life
Friday, 17 Aug, 2007 – 18:36 | No Comment
The Internet Changed My Life

Many inventions shape our day-to-day life, including electric fans, pop top beer cans and proton accelerators. But could any one of them possibly touch the magical, butt-kicking World Wide Wooziness that is the Internet? Do …